my computer screen is brighter than my future
if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”
who the heck invented sex like why would you think to put your wing wang in the wizard sleeve
when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”
two boats fell in love and lived happily ever rafter
George Harrison. The sassy Beatle.