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deerpong:

boobies

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brettisafk:

fraxtil:

WHOA LOOK OUT SKRILLEX

BEEEEEEEEEEEEES

inadepuate:

you know when people you hate are like “omg I want a twin” please no the world already has enough of you

shtackhouse:

“But plans are one thing and fate another. When they coincide, success results. Yet success musn’t be considered the absolute. It is questionable, for that matter, whether success is an adequate response to life. Success can eliminate as many options as failure.”

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Kathleen what the hell

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brettisafk:

bunnyfood:

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Lord has thou grantest me the finest beauty in the world? Lo, my love, come to me!

pukakke:

little brown long-eared bat

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shutupaubrey:

ketchuponmydick:

shutupaubrey:

if there’s ketchup on it i’ll most likely eat it

When u wanna come over

you took time out of your day to do this

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

baconmorelikebacoff:

rneerkat:

why did the chicken cross the road

to get the fuck away from your incoming pun